BLOGAWEEN #6

HORROR MOVIES

Hi!!!! So as you can probably tell, I'm going to talk about horror movies. Not about which one, but about their stupidness. I didn't post yesterday, because I was writing a story, and if you like to write, you might be like me and can never stop. I also discovered the beauty of Wattpad. I already knew about it, but I didn't know about how cool it was, some people on there need to actually become famous authors. But back to the point. It's time to talk about the stupid.

1. What happened to common sense?

I don't know how you can be sitting home alone in your house and hear a sound, then think, "Oh, I'll go see what that creepy, disturbing noise is!" If I were in the house home alone and that happened, I would go to the kitchen, get a variety of knives, and then leave the house. I don't know where I would go, but I would definitely leave the house, not go towards it. 

2. The clumsy blonde!

There is always that one person (usually blonde) who trips and falls and then dies. I don't understand! How many times do you actually trip when you're running? And if you do trip, why would you turn around and slide on your butt? I would get straight up, because there is usually someone slower than you. 

3. Dolls

Why can't you just get a football player to kick that doll into someone else's house? Or put the doll in the trash, burn the trash can in an incinerator, and then never buy another creepy doll? 

4. Make sure the job is done!

It's like the people want to die! If you shoot the bad thing once, don't go celebrating and then walk over and laugh. And then you turn around to your friend and say, "guys! We did it! We killed him/it!" and then you get stabbed/killed by whatever was chasing you. Shoot the killer so many times that he won't have the chance to move. And make your friends help too! Because nothing ever seems to die the first time!

5. Little kids?

This one will be short. If it's a little girl or boy, you can easily beat them down to the ground.

6. Move!

If you think something is haunting your house...LEAVE THE HOUSE!

I could say more, but I think that it would take a year to read. I hope you liked this weird post. I will probably post something more interesting on Monday...about the horrors of the orthodontist! BWAHAHA! No, not that but something more interesting than this. 

I hope you read my next blog! BYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!